Are you ready to see the coolest, most awesome thing ever? It's fully-assembled, fully-connected, and fully one of the most exciting things I've encountered in a while. It's not my new bike, but like my bike, it's not made in China (which makes it even cooler!).
Ready? You'll need to scroll down to see the photo. I don't want to give anything away too easy.
What? You don't think that's the coolest thing ever? Really?!? Maybe if you look at it from a slightly different angle.
Well, fine. You clearly don't know what awesome is. It's got a window in the front and it gets our clothes clean.
Still nothing? Whatever...