I bought another pair of shoes. Seriously.
In my defense, I used a gift card from Christmas, so I didn't actually pay any of my money. And I can also say that they were marked down over 50%. And they're apparently some super environmentally friendly shoe that reduces carbon in the environment every time you take a step and actually saves baby seals from clubbings and oil from spilling and Al Gore from inconveniencing and Morgan Spurlock from supersizing and Michael Moore from being a sensationalizing jerk.
Ugh. Yes, I know I got another pair of shoes.